Kamen Rider Equus

I hath dared to combine the pastel colored ponies of Friendship is Magic and Kamen Rider!

Anyhoo, here's Equus' story.

Sally Berglund was a woman working as a cashier with no real idea for her future. She felt that working hard hardly works, and is considered a slacker by her friends. Most of her energy went into trying to court fellow fast-food worker Adam Se-thalde. Adam was a fine gentleman, if only dull and oblivious to Sally's advances. Sally preferred her life to be uninteresting and simple. That is...until she meet that gypsy.

One day, Sally was riding her bike to work when she invariably almost ran over a odd woman peddling bed sheets. While no one was hurt, the woman was upset that Sally spilled the bed sheets all over the sidewalk. Sally was already late for work, taking off before helping the woman pick up the sheets. The woman in question name was Madame Zilmana, a powerful psychic. Zilamana cursed Sally, "may you live in interesting times".

Sally's day at work had already begun weird, but the ridiculousness had gotten worse. A small army of Swedish ATV enthusiasts had stormed her fast food store and had also seemed to have attracted the local zombie club. The entire restaurant had erupted into a play fight between the Swedish and zombies. Sally sighed and resigned to the break room, hoping that relief would be found. However, Sally found a basket of goodies addressed to her from a secret admirer. She was mildly excited, but when she raided the basket she also found a letter addressed to her. It was from some strange person with pen name "Twilight Sparkle"; the latter blathered on about dark forces and a coming evil. Sally simply tossed the letter and went back out to check on the Swed-Zombie french fry war. She wondered why someone would have a pen name involving that sparkly vampire story written by that Meyer lady.

As soon as Sally stepped back into the main dining room, she found a small army of pastel-colored horses with butt tattoos looking back at her with big anime eyes. An all-consuming portal had the colorful horses holding onto plastic chairs. Sally tried hanging onto the cash register, but she found herself being sucked into the mini black hole. She soon finds herself in a land of ponies, unicorns, and delicious cake. She is told by a purple unicorn named Twilight Sparkle that she was a Void Soul, a being who can use the true potential of spiral energy, the driving force of evolution. Sally thinks that this all a very bad acid trip, but she soon finds out that this place is very very real. The ponies tell her that a force known only as the Corruption has come to the planet of Equus and wants only to consume the world. Only a Void Soul can use the power of an ancient device called a VoidDriver. Now, Sally must find her way in this land of colorful ponies and danger.
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